I’m really hoping this turns out like Stockwell, where everyone thought he would win, and then everything turns out well because the other guy wins and i JUST NEED THAT TO HAPPEN WHERE IS RAGE
- plot twist: the wizarding community felt romney was too reminiscent of voldemort so they banded together to lend us a magical hand. j.k. rowling is now our president. all was well.
At least if Romney is elected we might be able to witness a President get assassinated in our lifetime